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34 Thoughts on Turning 34

On Friday, I celebrated yet another birthday, my 34th. And as I hate to see November go by without a post here on LSAM, you’re going to be subjected to 34 pieces of utter randomness.

Sorry for your luck.

  1. I’m a crazy bitch. I sat here, ranting and raving about building a community and how I felt it was lacking, and blah, blah, blah. And then I disappear for almost 6 weeks. Say it with me folks. Crazy Bitch.
  2. I think 34 sounds sexier than 33. I think I have a thing for even numbers.
  3. Pay attention tomorrow. My good buddy Accidental is hosting a Guess the Blogger, which is always uber fun. I may not have posted in forever, but I am participating. See if you can figure out who I am… *wink*wink*
  4. I just got my official writing portfolio site up, and shit, fuck, damn. is not quite the same as I thought it would be a breeze, but fuck, it took me a solid 10 hours just to figure out how to use the theme I picked.
  5. Tomorrow it will be four months since I’ve quit my day job. Although I’m broke as a joke, I’m happier than I have ever been.
  6. Cortisol is a bitch. My stress levels were crazy high at my day job. Since quitting, I have not changed my diet or exercise routine (lack there of), but I’ve dropped a solid 15 pounds and two pants sizes. That’s what stress does to you.
  7. I’ve learned that living on less is way more satisfying that always trying to get more.
  8. This is your life. The only one you’ve got. You need to start living it.
  9. Stuff does not make you happy. People, experiences and memories have a much greater impact.
  10. 34 spanks, which is what I received on Friday night, did not quite seem like enough.
  11. The Candy Crush gods hate me.
  12. I’ve started to try my hand at raising rabbits for meat. If you ever buy rabbits, especially from a young Amish boy named Vernon, always sex them yourself.
  13. Pretty soon, I expect I’m going to have some little inbreed bunnies. Apparently Vernon does not know what a rabbit dick looks like.
  14. Apple cider vinegar is a natural cure all.
  15. When you have a friend that’s a soul mate, it doesn’t matter how long you’ve gone without talking, it’s like they were never gone.
  16. On that same note, it doesn’t matter how well you know someone, they can still surprise the shit out of you.
  17. I signed a book deal for a beginner’s book on blogging. Unfortunately, this is my only blog and I can’t really reference it.
  18. I have a gig that doesn’t allow me to use contractions. How fucking weird is that? It’s one of the most difficult things to do while writing.
  19. You want to know the secrets to great SEO…? Regular, consistent, quality content.
  20. When you are four, you never need to sleep. That’s what my four year old says.
  21. Sometimes, past hobbies sneak out of the recesses to be enjoyed again.
  22. I’m afraid that this is my sexual peak, and that my libido and sexual responsiveness are going to plummet in the future.
  23. I have a love/hate relationship with my Hitachi.
  24. And my boobs.
  25. Once you fuck things up, sometimes it seems impossible to fix them.
  26. Success is personal.
  27. Flossing is very important. I’ve learned this the hard way.
  28. I believe in evolution, natural selection and science. God if I’m grieving, scared or pregnant.
  29. I still believe in Santa.
  30. I don’t believe in the Oxford comma.
  31. Or racism.
  32. Self-hosting is not all it’s cracked up to be. Not saying I’m not going there, but sometimes it’s nice to only have to worry about getting the words on the page.
  33. Apparently 34 is old. I almost threw my back out today from coughing.
  34. Even with stretch marks, a few grey hairs and crow’s feet spring up around my eyes, I’ve never felt sexier and healthier than I do now at 34. Here’s to hoping it only gets better.

I Need a Few Beta Readers

Hey y’all.

I need a favor. I’ve compiled some of my erotica shorts from LSAM into an ebook, and I need a few pair of fresh eyes to look over my edits and tell me if the stories flow right.

If you’ve been reading here for awhile, you’ll recognize the stories, but they’ve been cleaned up.

Anyway, if you’re interested, comment below and I’ll email you the details.

Thanks a bunch!

*hugs and kisses*


Never Have I Ever…

So the game “Never Have I Ever…” won by a long shot in my poll from earlier this week. For those of you that don’t know, Never have I ever is a drinking game. You go around and one person states something they have never done and if you have done it, you drink.

Well, of course it’s got to be modified for the blogging community, so I’m going to take some advice from Accidental (lots of shout outs to you lately my friend) and I think this is how we’re going to play this game.

Starting now and going until next Thursday, anyone who wants to play should email me something that they have never done, but would like to do. Give a little bit of detail so if multiple people have never done the same thing, there will be enough to make each entry different. I’ll post the game next Friday and leave it up over the weekend, with the game ending on Monday at noon, EST.

So, just as a recap. You can email me at anytime between now and next Thursday with a little snippet of something you have never done but would like to do. On Friday, I’ll post all the “never haves” along with a list of bloggers who’ve participated. Guess can be made in the comments.

Sound doable? I hope so!

Without further ado, let the games begin!

**On a side note, is there interest in doing a guess the blogger with pics like we used to?**

Who Wants to Play a Game?

With all talk about community (check out Hy’s latest post too), I think it’s timewho wants to play I actually do something other than just run my mouth. Hard to believe, I know.

So I’ve been thinking and I’ve got a couple ideas, but of course you, dear reader, are a large part of this process and I’d like to know what you think. Plus I’ve got issues with making decisions!

Ideally, I’d like to do a game at least once a month, so you’re going to see all of these at some point or another.

I’m working on ways to make it so everyone who wants to participate can, whether they blog elsewhere or only read.

I’ve also got some ideas for prizes, for those games where there would be a winner, including gift cards, ebooks and maybe a sex toy or two.

Anyway, let me know what you think! Feel free to comment with suggestions below or email me at

*hugs and kisses*

Tell Me…

found at via google images

found at via google images

About you.


See, I’m trying to get a better feel of who the community is around these parts and I figured what better way to find out than to just ask.

So I’m gonna ask.

If you wouldn’t mind, would you take this survey? It should take less than 2 minutes.


Even if you don’t want to, you should still do it because it took me a ridiculous amount of time fucking with the html to try and get it to work before I realized that doesn’t allow it.

*head shaking in frustration*

Here’s the link, again.

And again.

And this is for all you folks out there, even the lurkers!

Thanks y’all. Peace out.



ps – No personal or identifying information is taken from this survey. Promise.

Looking For Your Opinion

Hey y’all. I know I’ve been a ghost around here, but I’m working on transitioning my life from a “9-to-5-cubicle-timeclock-punching” one to a freelance-writer kind of one. I’ve got 6 weeks to get everything in order before it’s official and I feel as though I’m scrambling and spinning in too many directions.

Anyway, part of my transition includes life here at LSAM and I’m doing some backend work as we speak. I’m at the point that I’m ready to purchase a url (if you remember my frustration a few months back) and I need your opinion.

If you follow closely, you already know that lovesexandmarriage(dot)com is outrageously expensive and well-beyond my means. I did email the company and offered them a low-ball offer of a $100, but they simply dropped the price $100 for me. Sorry, still can’t afford that 2K price tag.

So I’ve come to terms that I’ve got to change my brand a bit. And this is where I need your help.

I can go with a number of options and want to know what you think is best.

If you have another idea, please post it in the comments.

And thank you, dear reader, for not only reading and following along, but for your assistance with this transition.

I love you all!

*hugs and kisses*

Five Sentence Fiction: Misunderstanding

Caitlyn McConnell:

If you already read this, I apologize. It’s from my writing blog, but I thought it would be a good fit here too! *hugs and kisses*

Originally posted on Caitlyn McConnell:

**Warning: NSFW. This post contains sexually explicit material. It is solely intended for adults 18 years old and older.**

The Five Sentence Fiction prompt comes from Lillie McFerrin. This week, misunderstanding.


Dar’s excitement was hard to contain as she thought about the night ahead; it was Mac’s 34th birthday and she’d been planning it for nearly two months. She knew he’d be home from work around 7, and therefore asked Christie to be thereby six, leaving them plenty of time for a few drinks before theygot ready. By 6:45, both girls were in bed, stripped down to their undies, lips and tongues dancing as their hands moved over one another, learning and caressing theother’s bodies. At 7 o’clock exactly, they heard the door open and close, and Dar pulled Christie’s pantiesoff as she kissed her way down the woman’s body, wanting to have her face buried between…

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An Honor.

top 2013When I first decided I wanted to venture into the world of Sex Blogging, I did a bit of research and a lot of googling. I remember coming across Between My Sheets and Rori’s Top Sex Blogger list and thinking how amazing it would be to someday be on that list.

Well, thanks to you my lovely followers, I’ve now been on it for my second year in a row! And I’ve moved up to spot #24! Woo-hoo!

And while this list has no real consequence, it’s nice to be on. It’s an honor. Truly.

Time to celebrate, so grab a glass of wine, bottle of beer, fifth of whiskey, whatever your poison, and raise it in the air:

Here’s to Honor,

Getting Honor,

Keeping Honor.

And if you can’t cum in her,

Cum on her!

If you’re interested (and you should be in my humble opinion), go check out Rori’s list and find yourself a few new people to follow!

Here’s To You

Toast to a New Year 148/365

Here’s to a fan-fucking-tastic 2014!

*glass raised*

Here’s to you, my friends. With gratitude for your acceptance and camaraderie *had to google that one to figure out the spelling!*

Here’s to you, for allowing me to vent and sort through the rubble of my mind.

Here’s to you, for a second year down, even if it wasn’t a time of productive writing.

Thank you for reading. And for those of you that do, thank you for caring.

*hugs and kisses*