Threesomes: Putting It All Together

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If you’ve followed along, you know about my brief series on Threesomes.  Well, we’ve covered if your ready, preparing for the problems, and finding a third.  Now it’s time to get down to business.

Pre-Event

There are things that will need to be done before the threesome actually occurs.

• Set the rules, which, if you’ve read any of my previous thoughts on this, you would have already done.  And I don’t just mean the rules between you and your partner.  Your third very well may have her own rules as well (**Side note** I am typically referring to a FFM, as this is what I have experience with…  Once I’ve had a MMF, you can bet your ass I’ll be writing about that too).
• Be prepared.  Have things you may need throughout the night.  Lube, condoms, dental dams (if you’re using them), and whatever else you may want to play with.  And, if this is your first time, and you didn’t discuss it earlier, don’t go too crazy here.  I mean, I’m all for a good flogging, but it may freak out a stranger that you just invited to your bed if you pull out a cat-o-nine and a butt plug the size of your wrist.  You may want to save those for the second date.  Or third.
• Safety first.  I’ve talked about it before, and I’ll talk about it again.  Wrap it up, at a minimum.  And change condoms when switching back and forth between girls.  And I know it sounds like a stupid pain in the ass, but so is herpes.
  

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Meeting

You will need to decide when and where to meet to get the evening started.  And there are many options to consider, depending on your idea of what the overall feel of the night should be.

• Restaurant.  Dinner is always an option, but it will make it feel more like a date, not just fucking.  Either is fine, depending on your preference.  If you are looking for solely sex, than dinner may not be the best bet.  But if you are looking to woo your third, than this is a great idea.
• Club or Bar.  This allows you to mingle a bit.  Have a few drinks (and just a FEW… like two or three, no more) and relax into each others’ company.  Again, this will make the night a little more of a date, but not as much as going out to dinner.
• Bedroom.  Where ever that may be (at your home or a hotel).  Doing it this way leaves no
  

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  impression that the night is about sex anything other than sex.  Pure and simple, raw, hot sex.  The important thing to remember if you are just getting right to it, is what do you do from the point of her knocking on the door until you get into bed.  Someone will have to make the first move.  And this all depends on the situation and the girl.  Talk about this before hand.  You don’t want everyone standing around with their hands in their pockets, not knowing what to do.

Where

There are many different ways your threesome could play out.  And the scene can become very important.  There are different things to consider when planning where it’s all going to go down.

• Your house — Some people are most comfortable doing it in their own home.  Others not so
  

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  much.  And some thirds won’t be comfortable coming to your house, especially if it’s in an unknown area.  After all, depending on how you found your third, she could pretty much be a complete stranger…  There are also somethings that you will need to plan for if engaging in a threesome at home.  First, if you have children, make sure they are staying at grandma’s house for the weekend.  You don’t need to have to explain who that other woman in bed with daddy is… Along these same lines, prepare for visitors.  What will you do or say if someone randomly drops in.  You never know, so always plan for the worst…

• I suggest using a hotel.  It’s neutral and puts everyone on the same playing field.  Plus it’s sexy (hotels always turn me on).  There is a rawness there, something a bit naughty, that adds just a bit more edge to the situation.  And, worst case scenario, and the whole situation sucks, not only will you not have a complete stranger knowing where you live, but you won’t have the visual imprint of it every time you walk into your bedroom.

The Main Event

Once things get into motion, it’s easy to get lost in the moment.  But there are things that you need to keep in mind as hands and mouths touch, stroke, and prod.

• There is all sorts of advice out there on who should be the focus of the threesome.  Some say
  you should make your wife the focus of the party, as this will keep her from feeling jealous and rejected.  Others say you should make the third the main receiver, as she is the one that is making it happen for you.  And others conclude that if both women focus on the man, then that will be the ultimate fantasy.  I say fuck all that and mix it up.  In a good threesome, every person is the focus of attention at some point.  Or five points.  Or ten, depending if you’re fucking all night.  Let each person lay back, relax, and get to have two people fawning over them, making them cum.  Why the hell not!
• Along these same lines, there will be times that the main event only really requires two people.  That means that there will be times when one of you has to take a back seat.  That doesn’t mean that you can’t be involved, it’s just you won’t be a main player.  When this happens, there are multiple ways you can entertain yourself (**wink*wink**).  My favorite, is to sit back and enjoy the show.  You are here for a reason, to enjoy a threesome.  To share another person with your partner.  So watch.  Touch yourself.  Enjoy.  You can also just kiss and touch.  No matter
  

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  what positions and activities, there will always be a body part that you can touch, kiss, lick.  Do it.

• There will most likely be times when things become a little awkward.  Just remember to laugh and move on.
• And remember your check-ins with your partner.  Whether it is a look, or a certain word, or a squeeze of the hand, make sure that you are both doing alright throughout the evening.  If anyone begins to get uncomfortable, stop, discuss it, and then move on.  It may sound lame, but, believe me, it’s worth it.

Afterwards

It’s done.  The sex is over.  You are all exhausted.  Sore.  Satisfied.  Now what?

• Decide beforehand where everyone is sleeping.  Is your third spending the night?  Or is she going home?  If she does stay, is everyone going to be comfortable in the morning?  Will you go for another round (morning wood, anybody)?  Talk about it before things get underway, as it will eliminate the weirdness later.
• Are you going to see her again or was this a one-time-only type of event?  What if she wants to see you again?  Think about it.  Talk about it.  Be prepared for the questions.
• Thank her.  Perhaps even send her flowers with a nice little note, letting her know that you enjoyed your time together.  Again, without her, all you would have had was fantasies.
  

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• Talk about it with your partner.  What was good?  What was bad?  What could have been better or done differently?  What sort of emotions were there?  Jealousy?  What turned you on?  There is no such thing as talking about it too much.  Especially if it turned you both on.  Why not think about it…  Especially while touching each other…

Final Thoughts

So far, I’ve talked about different aspects of threesomes.  Discussed if you’re ready, talking about it, finding someone, and pulling it off.  What did I miss?  Is there anything you still have questions about?  If so, just ask.  :)

WTF! More Bullshit Relationship Advice

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First, let me apologize.  I feel like I’m ranting, again.  But I didn’t know what to post tonight, and I just came across this, and it pissed me off, so here you go.

Where do people get this shit!  I found this on YourTango.com (whose tag line is Smart Talk About Love), which I get daily emails from.  Sometimes it has interesting articles, which can help to spark my imagination on upcoming posts.  Today was not one of those days.  I was rummaging through my emails tonight, and I see an article titled “She’s Doing Threesomes & He’s Doing Lonesome.”  And I instantly thought about my threesome series and thought it may be interesting to tag.  And then I started reading it…

It begins with a question from a dude who doesn’t trust his girlfriend, as she spends too much time with people she used to fuck, not date, just fuck.  He’s particularly upset, because a “friend,” he doesn’t state if it’s male or female, who she had a threesome with before is spending the night at her home.

The “expert,” Nina Atwood, whose response begins by talking about how the relationship has a lot of “red flags” and continues with “…it’s not okay to have threesomes, and it’s not okay to have someone you once had a threesome with spend the night with you while you blow off your boyfriend. It’s not okay, that is, if you want a committed relationship that is built around love and fidelity.”

Okay, I understand that sex is different for everyone.  And that my thoughts and feelings are perhaps a little more promiscuous than most.  Or maybe it’s just I’m a little more willing to admit it and talk about it.  But what the fuck.  Who says it’s not okay to have a threesome?  I guess threesomes are not the “norm,” but it’s not like they are uncommon to at least think about, as everyone always says they are a man’s number one fantasy.  And I know they are quite up there on my list, too.

And, I get that you may not want a guy who used to fuck your girl spending the night at her house.  But the way it read, it seemed to me that her friend was a chick.  And lots of girls have threesomes with their friends (okay, maybe not a ton, but I bet in a lot of FFM, the girls were friends).  The girl that was in my threesomes is still my best friend.  And we haven’t fucked around in over 10 years.  And I really don’t ever see us fucking around again.  She was my maid of honor, and I will be her’s next fall.  I still talk to her almost everyday.  And, before her guy moved in, if I was staying at her house, we slept in the same bed.  And we didn’t have sex.

I guess my point is it’s not always about sex.  It’s about friendship.  And sometimes sex just happens.  It doesn’t mean it will always happen.  And if any guy thought he could tell me that I couldn’t see my friend, I think I’d tell him to fuck the hell off.  Even if it was a “committed relationship built around love and fidelity.”  Dumb bitch.  Trying to spread vanilla to the people of the world.

Then she continues, saying,”If you don’t have any sexual boundaries yourself, you can’t expect your partner to have them. But if you do have morals…”  Her chain of thought is if you have had a threesome, or hang out with someone who you had sex with before, then you have no sexual boundaries.  And if you have no sexual boundaries, you have no morals.   So, if I have engaged in consensual, adult sex, and it either involved three people, or I still have these people in my life, I have no morals.  God, I fucking hate people!  And just so you know, I’m trying really hard not to quote out of context.  This is literally two lines down from the last quote.

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Then, she turns the post into a religious monologue, saying “Here’s the reality: Sex is about three things: procreation, connection, and pleasure.”  Ahhh…  Now I understand.  You want us all to have lots of babies that we can’t afford in a world that is already over crowded.  I get it.  Geez, you’d think Michelle Dugger fucking wrote this.  She talks about how the only reason we have the desire to have sex and receive pleasure from it, is because of procreation.  And I don’t disagree.  But just because it developed that way (she uses the word “create”), doesn’t mean that is the only way to use it.  After all, opposable thumbs allowed for tool making, does that mean that they can’t be used for video games?

She ends with “But over time, the “sex without love” person becomes emotionally numb, cut off from the ability to attach and form a lasting commitment.”  The only thing that I have to say to that, lady, is that if your “committed relationship” focused on “love and fidelity” with all your “boundaries” and “morals” leaves you emotional satisfied but dry as a desert, then I’ll take “emotionally numb” and my lack of “sexual boundaries” for a dripping pussy.

And people wonder why we are still a sexually repressed society.

Threesomes: Where to Find a Third

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Now we are getting into the meat of this business.  You’ve talked about it, you know you want to do it, you know what your and your partner’s issues are and have prepared yourself to deal with them.  Now, you just don’t know how the hell to find a third person for your threesome.  Well, that’s where I come in (no, I’m not your third…  Well, maybe…).  Welcome to Part 3 in LSAM’s Threesome series.

I’m focusing primarily on FFM here, and I’m sorry.  I’ve never gone the other way, so I’m not sure I’m qualified to give advice on that aspect of threesomes.  But if I had to guess, most guys (ok, ok, some guys) would jump at the chance.  Just ask them!  Even if they say no, they’ll be flattered that you asked…

There are multiple ways to go about finding a third.  Maybe you already have someone in mind.  Maybe you want it to be a stranger.  Maybe someone who you just pick up at the bar.  However you want to do it, there are things to think about because, no matter what, there’s going to be positives and negatives to each person.

Friends

This is often the first thing that people think of.  And it can work.  But you have to be careful.  Very careful.  And there are lots of things to consider.  Is it a one time thing, or, if it goes well, is it something you would like to occur relatively often?  Are you going to be able to sit over coffee with her or have play-dates (with the children, people, come on now!) without picturing her with her lips wrapped around your man’s cock?  And what if it sucks, how are you going to handle that?  And if it does suck for you, but she thought it was great, and wants to do it again, how are you going to tell her that you don’t want to without hurting her feelings?  Even worse, are you going to trust your partner with this person in the future?  Will you be able to leave them alone, with out worrying they are jumping each other’s bones when you walk out the door?  (Not that they are…  Chances are they aren’t.  But is the possibility going to be on your mind?).

Most importantly, are you willing to risk your friendship with this person to have sex with them?  Because it can happen.  More often than you might think.  Sex, in and of itself, has ruin the best of friendships.  Throw in another person and a long-term relationship, and damn, it’s surprising this actually ever works out.

But if this is the route you want to go, and you have someone in mind, you have to figure out a way to approach them.  Maybe mention that the two of you were talking about fantasies the other day and see if they take the bait.  Maybe just flat-out ask them.  This is just going to depend on you, them, and your relationship.  Drop hints.  Be direct.  Somewhere in between is probably your best bet…

Strangers

This can be sexy, but it’s very risky, in multiple ways.  The best way, is probably to pick someone up at the bar or at a club, as lame as that sounds.  Go together.  Scope out the scene.  Watch the

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girls dancing, watch how they interact with each other.  You chances are probably going to be a lot better if you have the woman do it.  Other women are going to respond better that way, knowing that this guy isn’t just some creeper.

Websites

There are plenty of adult websites out there that can help you find a third.  But it takes time and money to cipher through them all.  The two best, in my opinion are Adult Friend Finder and Ashley Madison.  You can join both for free (I have) but to actually get anywhere, it’s going to cost you…

• Adult Friend Finder — It’s your basic adult hook-up site.  No bells, no whistles.  Probably actually a little better than A.M. (**ha!  this made me think of you Accidental!**) if you are a couple looking for a single female.
• Ashley Madison — The motto for this site is “Life is short.  Have an affair.”  I remember the first time I saw anything about it.  I was watching youporn (imagine that) and there was this pop-up.  And it was the sexiest picture ever.  It was a black and white picture of a man going down on a girl from her point of view.  His hands wrapped around her hips.  The only color in the picture was the gold of his wedding band.  That has nothing to do with anything, it just vividly sticks out in my mind.  I was so taken aback by the sexiness of the picture, that I clicked the link.  And was dumbfounded by the idea behind the site (M was also working on the road at this time, so maybe I was slightly concerned about the concept…).  The idea behind the site is that it is for “discrete affairs.”  There aren’t a whole lot of people looking for couples, but if you are patient, they’re there.

My thought is when you find someone you are interested in, make contact.  Then have one of you, probably her, meet with the other in a neutral place.  Just to touch base.  Discuss the situation.  Test the chemistry.  Then set up a time and place for the actual event to occur.

Clubs

Any decent sized city is going to have a Swingers Club, which, if you and your partner are comfortable enough, is a good place to start.  Even if you are just thinking about it, a swingers club will show you a little about the lifestyle of sharing, while allowing you to only…  dip your toes into the pool while you get comfortable with the idea.  At a club, there is no obligation to do any playing, only to respect one another and other couples.  A good place to start is Swing Life Style.  This site allows you to search other swingers and find clubs and events near you.  It’s actually a pretty good site  (although the site itself appears rather cheap) with lots of good information on it.  You should check it out.  Join the site, and they will (discreetly) send you a “Lifestyle” magazine with lots of interesting information.  I’ve only received one (Winter 2012), so I don’t know how often it comes, but it was interesting none the less.

Final Thoughts

• Remember, single women that are willing to play with couples are special.  In the world of

  

  swingers, they are actually called Unicorns.  If going through a site or a club, don’t assume one is just going to fall in your lap (or on your face).  She gets hit on all the time.  Take a different approach.  Make her feel special.  After all, she’s the one that is making your fantasies come true.

• This will be discussed more in the next Threesome post, but I think the third, at least in a FFM (cause I think it’s different in a MMF), should get a lot of attention.  From both of you.  Maybe even be the star of the play…  But more on this later…
• Remember to protect yourself.  If you are hooking up with someone who plays a lot, they probably get STD tested regularly.  But maybe not.  Use protection.  Always.  And don’t switch back and forth between girls without changing condoms.  You want special memories from this night, not a dose of penicillin.  Or worse.
• It may take a while to find an appropriate third.  Especially the first time.  Don’t get discouraged.  Take your time.  Look around.  It will happen.
• And always, remember to talk to each other.  And then talk some more.  Make sure you and your partner are on the same page throughout the process.  In my humble opinion, there can not be too much talking in the preparation and execution of a threesome.

Threesomes: Issues That May Arise

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If you are just catching up, and interested in threesomes (and who’s not interested in threesomes), this is Part 2 of a mini-series.  You can read Part 1 here. ……………………………………………………………………………………….

You’ve thought about it.  You are ready to sit down and really talk about it with your partner.  With your clothes on.  In the kitchen.  Over coffee.  At 2 o’clock in the afternoon (meaning not in bed, naked, at 2 AM after a fifth of Kettle One).  After all, you are having this threesome together.  You want to make sure it’s an experience to remember, to cherish, to recall for future fantasies.  You don’t want it to be the thing that puts a wall between you.  Or worse.  The thing that causes one of you to walk away.

And you, naive reader, may think I’m exagerating.  But I’m not.  Threesomes can wreck havoc on your LTR.  It can damage it in ways that can’t be mended… Now, I’m not trying to scare you.  It doesn’t have to be that way.  But I want you to know what you are getting into before it’s too late.  You need to understand the risks involved and plan accordingly.

Emotions

• Jealousy.  No matter how ready we think we are to see our lover give or receive sexual acts to another, we don’t know how to respond until we are in the situation.  And what we imagine happens in a threesome, isn’t quite always how it plays out.  There will be times when it isn’t everyone touching everyone.  When there are two people fucking (sucking, licking, etc), while the other person touches, not necessarily a primary member of the action taking place.  Be prepared for that.  A good rule of thumb — make sure each of you is the center of attention at least once, that way every has a time where they can lay back and just feel…  I imagine this is a bigger problem with girls than with guys (especially in a FFM, what guy is going to be upset to sit back and watch two girls 69?  Not one that I know).  Guys, make sure you don’t get lost in the moment and leave your partner sitting out for long.  You don’t want to leave out your third either, but she’s not the one that sleeps in your bed every night…
• Insecurity.  It will creep up on you.  You might think it’s fine to see your girl get slammed by another dude.  You’ve talked about it.  You’ve fantasized about it.  You’ve beaten off to it.  But then, there you are.  You’re watching.  She crawls across the bed towards him.  You can see the moisture glistening on her pussy lips.  She’s so wet.  She reaches him, pulls down his zipper.  Pulls out his cock.  ”Oh my god” she says, “You’re cock is so huge.”  You glance around, trying to catch a peak of his cock as she wraps her lips around it, and you notice it is pretty big.  Huge, in fact.  And thick.  And hard.  You look down.  Damn.  The point being, watch what you say.  Things like big, huge, tight…  these words may make your partner even more insecure.  After all, if you are commenting that her pussy is so tight, your girl is going to be thinking, “If her pussy feels that tight, then she must be tighter than me.  If she’s tighter than me, will he enjoy her pussy more than mine?  And if he enjoys her more than me, …”  You get the picture.  Just be aware of your dirty talk and the insecurities they can cause.

Rules

• What’s not allowed.  Talk about it.  (You can see that there is going to be a lot of talking
  

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  before you actually end up in bed).  There could be no penetration.  No anal.  No kissing (!).  Whatever it is, talk about it and set clear boundaries.  And if you have things you don’t want your partner to do, please, please, please tell them.  I know that there are some of out there, not wanting your man to fuck cute blonde from the bar.  But you don’t want to say it, because you don’t want to ruin it.  Believe me, NOT saying it will do a lot more damage than saying it.  Trust me.

• Check in with each other.  Often.  Discuss what it is that you will do to make sure each other is okay.  It can be something as simple as touching an elbow.  And then know that every time he touches your elbow, he is checking to make sure that everything is okay.  That you are still enjoying yourself.  That you want to continue.  This will not only make sure that both of you are still enjoying yourself, but it will let your partner know that you haven’t forgot that they are there.  That you are concerned about their well-being.  Be aware:  jealousy can pop up at any time.  A different noise, a different look.  It could be anything that triggers it.   You need to keep that in mind so if and when it comes, you can deal with it right away.
• Safeword.  If it’s your first threesome, for any of you, it may just be easier to make a safeword that all three of you are aware of.  If anyone gets uncomfortable, if anyone wants it to end, just say the word and it’s over.  No questions asked.  ”Red” is always an easy one.  As is “safeword.”  Become comfortable with the idea of a safeword, because it can lower the stress that you, or your lover, or your third, may be feeling.

The Third

• If you decide to have a threesome with a friend, someone you know, think really hard about it before you follow through.  I’m not saying it can’t be done (all of my threesomes have been with friends), but you need to be prepared that it very well may change the dynamic of your friendship.  It may not.  I’ve had sex with people I know and there was no awkward weirdness afterwards.  Kind of like nothing happened at all.  And then I’ve had those people that I’ve simply made out with, and things just never seemed to be the same.  If you are set on the threesome being a friend, go for it, just make sure that you are all on the same page.  But if you can, I would suggest that it not be someone close to you.  Not someone that you may be willing to lose.
• Their rules.  You’re third will have limits and boundaries as well.  And these need to be discussed and respected.  What are they looking for in the adventure?  What do they enjoy?  What don’t they like?  Ask questions before hand.  Maybe she is bi-curious, and is willing to be on the receiving end, but isn’t interested in going down on your girl.  These are things that are good to know going in.  It will eliminate uncomfortable situations…
• Making it special.  This person, woman or man, is giving you and your partner a great gift.  Something special that you will remember for a long time.  Make sure it is good for them too.  Don’t just focus on each other.  Remember, they are the third wheel.  Don’t make them feel that way.  Make them feel that they are just important as each of you are…  Because,
  

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  really, they are.  They are the one that is making the threesome happen.

• Safety.  You will not know your third’s background, and they won’t know yours.  Be safe.  Use protection.  Again, discuss this before hand.  If everyone is up to date on tests, that’s even better.  But talk about it…  Please!

Final Thoughts

I feel that this is kind of repetitive of the last threesome post.  But I can’t emphasize enough how important it is to go over these things.  Hopefully, none of these issues come up.  But if they do, you want to know how you’ll handle them.  After all, hope for the best, but plan for the worst…  Next threesome post:  Finding a third…

Threesomes: Are You Ready?

I think over the next couple weeks, I’m going to do a series on threesomes.  I’ve got a lot to say about them, and there is no way I can fit it into one post.  Or two.  So, bare with me!  Here we go:  Part 1.

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We’ve all thought about it.  Many of us have done it.  Most of us fantasize about it (at least I do and I’m sure I’m not alone on that one).  But, as anyone whose been in a threesome knows, they can change a relationship.  Sometimes for the better, but sometimes for the worst.  So, how do you know if you and your partner are ready for a threesome?  These simples steps can help you decide if you are ready to invite someone else into your bed.

Talk About It

First and foremost, you’ve got to talk about it.  A lot.  And I don’t just mean in bed, with your hands down each other’s pants.  I mean a serious, meaningful conversation.  When you’re not fucking and you’re not drunk.  And more than “Hey, wanna have a threesome?”  Discuss the details.  Is this just a fantasy that we talk about in bed, or is it something we really want to follow through with?  What kind of threesome are you interested in:  FFM, MFM?  Who will the third be:  a friend, an acquaintance, a stranger?  Will it be planned out, or will you just “wing” it?  

Discuss your motivation for wanting a threesome.  Obviously, it’s hot as hell, but beyond that, what are you looking for?  It could be that you want to see your partner with another person.  It could be the girl in the cubicle next to you is really hot and you think you’d like to fuck her.  Maybe you are looking for something new to share with your partner.  It could be any number of things, but make sure you know WHY you want a threesome.  Having a threesome because you want to fuck somebody specific, probably not the best idea (but, depending on the situation, it could be a good thing).  Bored in your sex life, again, maybe not the best situation either.  But you need to figure it out.  Together.

Discuss your fears and worries.  Because they will be there.  Concerns such as what if he likes it more with her than with me, what if his cock is bigger than mine, etc.  Discuss these.  Reinforce your love and desire for one another.  It may seem kind of silly and pointless, but it will help once things play out.

Be On Board

You both must want it.  You can’t do it for him, and he can’t do it for you.  Don’t be dumb and do it “please” your

partner.  In the long run, it won’t.  If neither one of you is 100% sure, it will fuck things up.  Insecurities will pop up all over the place.  You both must want it.  And you must be able to compromise on how it’s going to happen, who with, and what the rules will be (yes, sometimes, especially in LTRs, there will be rules).  You need to do it for yourself, because it’s something you want to do.  And that is the only reason to follow through with it, because YOU want to.

Expectations

As with anything in life, things rarely go how we plan them.  This is one more reason to talk about it.  A lot.  You may be thinking you’re going to invite this girl to your bed and you are going to fuck the shit of her.  Your girl, on the other hand, thinks that she and this girl are going to kiss a little, maybe lick each other’s pussies, but doesn’t expect you to fuck her.  If this is the case, and it’s not discussed before hand, there will be mixed emotions right in the middle of everything, and, believe me, that is the last thing you’ll want. Set limits, so no one crosses any lines.  And so you knows where those lines are.  For instance, I’m thinking have planning a threesome for M and I for his upcoming birthday.  M has never been involved in one and it’s been a long time since I have.  But one thing I am not okay with is him fucking her without me there.  I don’t know why, but it would bother me.  So that’s my stipulation.  If I’m not involved (in the shower, sleeping, whatever) there should not be any penetration.  This is something you and your partner will have to figure out, what’s going to work for the both of you.

Trust

More important than anything else mentioned, you have got to trust one another.  Completely.  And you both need

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to be comfortable with where your relationship is.  Right now.  Not last month, not next year.  Right now.  Believe me, a threesome will not fix your relationship.  Again, a threesome will NOT fix your relationship.  If you are not in a good place, if there are committment issues, jealousy issues, you need to work these out before you even think about having a threesome.

Final Thoughts

Don’t get me wrong.  I’m not saying every threesome needs to be planned out.  I’ve been in some pretty hot threesomes (a specific FFF comes to mind) that were completely spontaneous.  And they didn’t do any damage, to either friendships or relationships.  But I’ve also had those threesomes that “just happened” and kind of fucked with one of the people involved.  My point being, you’ve got to think things through.  You are inviting someone into you bed, into your relationship, into your intimate world.  Be prepared.  There will be consequences!

And remember, there’s much more to come; another threesome post next week!

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